What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I'm 24.

He : Then let's have some coffee

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I've tried to write a Kindle eBook and have published it on Amazon. But the thing is that I haven't made any sales yet even though I published it nearly 6 months ago. How do I get people to purchase it?

He : Tea ?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Because it's month of August.

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Thank you.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?

Me : No

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : I don't drink

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

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He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Sure.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?